OK! So here is one thing: Now whole big original paintings for sale in Merchandising Arena. Aren't we lucky in America to have choice of things to Buy?

Here is Nother thing: To announce Why does Nitro Give up on Supercilious Dilettante Circle Linking of Blogosphere about one year ago?

A: Surprise! First draft of Award-Winning Novel has just been completed, if Novel is defined as sloppy pile of more than 50,000 words, many recognizable from the works of Shakespeare, Coleridge, Penthouse Letters. Will now rewrite and edit until 2012 or posthumous publication. Literary world will eventually be utterly Stupefied! SHAKKA-LAKKA-SHAKKOW! Is noise Stupefaction make.

Available at Last on CD:

Borax: Krunchies (8.5 songs)

and

Borax: Fun Pak from HELL (34 songs)

Originally issued on cassette 1988 and 1987 respectively

email me if you want me to mail you either of these terrible things now at last available on cd for just 6 bucks each with bonus Borax Poster image files With big thanks to Josh Mancell for digital reconstructions

nitro@nitrovonborax.com