OH MYGOD LOOK AT THE Totally Original Acrylic-on-Canvas Hi-Kwality Cheesecake PAINTINGS Nitro found in his Basement behind the Iron Maiden. Now to be offered for Sale at deep Discounts. email nitro for to buy for cheap. Shipping maybe extra.

Availability? Maybe all these are already sold, but I doubt.

"Baiting the Werewolf" 20'X24" $200  Look at magnificent totally nude woman to bait werewolf with chicken. Is Powerful Metaphor!

"Flamingo Pink" 36"X48" $300 Amazing and Large. Will embarrass and alienate uptight people without being Totally Nude, so Nyaaah.

"Islands" 36"X48" $300 Also Large and most exquisite: Featured as Cover of Exotique Travel Brochure. Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me.

   "Mermaid or the Cake?" 36"X48" $300             Your stupid computer monitor does not do justice to vibrant colours of von Borax.

"Salome" 20"X16" $200 Stunning and it's too bad about John the Baptist but what can you do??

Borax: Kinky Krunchy Porno Monkey

available on cdbaby among other places

The Dreadful Colouring Book.
 Around 43 Pages of Demonic Diversions.
Deluxe Spiral Bound 8 1/2" X 11" $15 
Mini Economy Copy 4 1/4"x5 1/2" $6


 
The Borax Colouring Book.
Around 50 posters for the Worst Band Ever Always.
Deluxe Spiral Bound 8 1/2" x 11"  $15
Mini Economy Copy 4 1/4" X 5 1/2"  $6


The Pulchritudinous Borax Colouring Book of Pulchritude
Around 38 pages of Psychedelic Cheesecake-Flavoured Sketches and Drawings
Deluxe Spiral Bound 8 1/2" X 11" $15

 
Exotique Travel Brochure
28 Full-colour prints with flimsy, fruity narrative: suitable for lurider coffee tables and/or badminton locker rooms.
Spiral Bound: $30



The Opheliad
An Epic Illustrated Poem about a Teenaged Zombie in Lingerie: Black and White, Colour Cover, 10 Pages
Spiral Bound 8 1/2" x 11"  $10
Mini Economy Copy 4 1/4" X 5 1/2" $6



The Island of Kitties and Bunnies
A series of poems, concerning Kitties, also Bunnies, their various difficulties with machines of progress and resulting exodus to an unspoiled island.  Illustrated in glorious Colour. 30 Pages. By Dr. Fledermaus. This is the only Pulchritudinous Borax Publication suitable for children and persons of delicate nature.

Spiral Bound, 8 1/2" x 11"  $25